An Orgy at Wey House, Woking
Thursday 16th August 2007
Featuring
Mike, Shona, Hazel, Garth, Peggy and John
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Part 1:
The Refurbishment
Not part of the refurb ............ but I like the clock!
Ah ha, I see the bear is in orgy mode too!
White on the outside, brown on the inside, and that's just the windows!
Orgy Master is master of all he surveys!
A nod is as good as a wink!
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Part 2:
The Arrival of Garth and Peggy
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Part 3:
The Lunch
Garth studies the menu
So does Peggy
Hazel tries to see if it really is Moet Chandon!
Mike looks anxious to be getting on with the orgying business!
I'll bet Hazel is dying to get stuck into that big cream cake!
Oh no, I was wrong, she is just checking what is to follow!
Mike thinks he is being helpful, but Shona gives him the 'V' sign!
Hazel is driven mad as she looks longingly at that big cream cake!
First a little squeeze for Shona
..... then a much harder clasp!
and finally a big smile!
Oh no, not finally, that's is a slap on Garth's chops, too big a squeeze perhaps!
Poor Hazel no nearer getting a piece of the big cream cake!
Positively mouth watering, slobber, slobber, slobber.
Now that piece looks a little on the small-side for Hazel!
Can't wait for the cake must have the plum duff and lots of custard
Mike breaks out in song to celebrate the arrival of the Orgy Cake
Happiness is revenge! Possibly, you've seen nothing yet!
Good God, is that all I'm getting thinks Hazel!
Peggy thinks deeply about what is yet to come, or perhaps just a puff on a fag!
Now that has put a smile on her face!
Mike has enjoyed his Orgy Cake, but Hazel can't believe he has eaten it
Quick Hazel before Mike gets another picture of you!
Hazel is not pleased with you Mike for taking that picture of her!
Does he care? I think not!
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Part 4:
The Garden Preamble
There is nothing like a quiet smoke with no one to see you!
The devil makes a sign on the grass behind Peggy ... who, incidentally is not too pleased!
I think the devil is still trying to say something about smoking!
Peggy, tidily stubs out the fag!
Now this man is used to relaxing!
Mike, reassuringly, takes Peggy and Hazel by the hand!
Hazel see's no ships!
Big smiles all around
See the devils sign has gone now since you stub it out!
Something in the potting shed is tickling them, is it you Mike?
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Part 5:
Harvesting The Cauliflower
Now Hazel, that is unkind to laugh at the winning specimen!
Is that a puppet on a string?
Mike still can't see the joke!
Hazel still has to point out the cauliflowers deficiencies!
The three of them, the cauliflower, Hazel and Mike!
The three bottoms!
Mike's pride and joy and Hazels contempt!
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Part 6:
The Orgy
They just can't wait!
Feet in the air
Mike checks them out!
and is saddened
2 in a bed and the little one said roll over!
I've seen people less scared looking on the big dipper at Blackpool!
Sweet boy!
That's what I like to see, enthusiasm for an orgy!
The orgy must be over, Hazel gets dressed again!
What an orgy that was, it really was!
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Part 6:
A moment to Relax
Garth sets off with determination!
and demands to be seated
then he just can't keep his hands off!
Now everyone is happy
Very happy!
How did he slip in there?
Ah now I understand, Hazel wants to take more pictures!
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Part 8:
Sadly, Time to Leave!
What has Garth got on his feet?
Bye, bye everyone, parting is such sweet sorrow!
Mike holds forth ................ again!
Garth gets ready for the long, very long drive home!
toodle pip to Garth and Peggy, hope to see you soon!
The End
Except to say ' Thank you Mike and Shona for a terrific meal and a lovely ORGY!'
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You thought it was all over, well it is now!
Part 9:
The Sequel